Griff's ex, (I know, I can't stand it) was selling shiny golf balls the other day for 50 cents. Blake thought they were awesome, and bought 2. The next day she was selling them again and I told him 2 was enough and to save his money. The next thing I know, Blake and his buddy are back with another shiny golf ball.

Me: Blake! I told you not to buy anymore golf balls from her!

Blake: I didn't it was free.

Me: Ya, right. Why?

Blake: All I had to do was give her information about Griff and she gave it to me. Can you believe that?