Yesterday was the last day of soccer games for both boys for the Spring season.  They both did so great this year and showed a lot of improvement.  We went out to sushi to celebrate.  As soon as we had ordered, both boys and myself pulled out our phones/ipods and I thought, nope, we're going to actually talk.  They handed over their devices and Blake says, "I think I have a disease." I said, "What disease?", "You know, that disease kids get when they just can't stop eating."  Me: "Obesity?" Blake: "Ya, obesity.  I think I have that."

My Stylist

Blake and I were getting ready to go the other morning and I said:
"Does my hair look gay?"
Blake: "You might want to try again."
I'm looking in the mirror and at him like, "Whaaaaa? Really? Well, I don't have time."
Blake: "Then you might want to get a hat."

I really didn't think it was that bad, but what do I know?